The Art of War at play.....
A leader leads by example not by force. Check
Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. Check
A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. Check
If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. Check
These friggen leftist loons are like mere puppets for Supersonic Sarah