Tuesday, July 27, 2010

DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL: Conservative Asshat of the Week Award

According to her bio, she is a:   Conservative political commentator, radio talk show host, columnist, and attorney

I would confer the title of Grand Asshat of the Week

She writes this:

You Betcha Moronism: Sarah Palin + Kate + 8

By Debbie Schlussel

Expect 8 years of Barack Obama. It’s hard to “refudiate” that, when the GOP serves up morons like Sarah Palin as its top favored choice for the nomination in 2010, according to most polls–meaning the GOP is filled with moronistas as moronic as she is.

I can’t wait to hear the excuses of the far-too-many blind followers of Palinmessiah for her little planned get together with the other famous tabloid family, the Gosselin’s of TLC, “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” fame (now just “Kate Plus Eight”). Yup, this is exactly what you want in your “conservative” Presidential timber–a selfish fool who quits barely halfway into her first term as governor to collect millions of dollars . . . and hang out with Kate Gosselin. Barack Obama is laughing (for you Palinmoronistas, that’s laughin’) up a storm.

I’m sure that Sarah Palin will come out and “refudiate” now that she’s even more of a laughing stock, and claim the story isn’t true. But I’ll bet that it is . . . or was going to be.

For those who don’t know, “In Touch Weekly” is one of those magazines that Sarah Palin was embarrassed to tell Katie Couric is on her “reading” list. If she actually read real news sources, she wouldn’t need you to donate gazillions of dollars to SarahPAC to finance foreign policy advisors to tell her what Ms. Vacant Thang missed for the last 46 years. And don’t believe for a second Palin wasn’t in on this little idea-floating about meeting with Kate. Just like you shouldn’t believe for a second she didn’t wholly know about and wasn’t completely in on the several-hundred-thousand dollar deal her daughter, Bristol Palin, got to tell US Magazine, last week, of her engagement to Levi Johnston.

The biggest deals Palin made in the past two years–other than her book deal–are interviews glamorizing her daughter’s teen single motherhood on the cover of People and 8-Page spread therein and doing the same with her daughter on the cover of Life & Style. Now, the US Mag engagement announcement and the Kate Plus 8 thing, if it’s true. And it probably was going to be . . . until the latest, deserved, snickering over it.

Yup, a regular Ronald Reagan, that woman. Uh-huh. You keep telling (er, in Palin-speak, tellin’) yourself that. Hopefully, it will comfort you, when Barack Obama takes his second oath of office in January 2013.

You Betcha.

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