Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Plug the damn hole !!

Yeah, not so much....


After reading through 93 000 pages of secret documents released on WikiLeaks, during a ten minute break,  President Mombasa says:

"Hey no problem. "
Who the hell elected this asshole? 

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL: Conservative Asshat of the Week Award

According to her bio, she is a:   Conservative political commentator, radio talk show host, columnist, and attorney

I would confer the title of Grand Asshat of the Week

She writes this:

You Betcha Moronism: Sarah Palin + Kate + 8


By Debbie Schlussel

Expect 8 years of Barack Obama. It’s hard to “refudiate” that, when the GOP serves up morons like Sarah Palin as its top favored choice for the nomination in 2010, according to most polls–meaning the GOP is filled with moronistas as moronic as she is.

I can’t wait to hear the excuses of the far-too-many blind followers of Palinmessiah for her little planned get together with the other famous tabloid family, the Gosselin’s of TLC, “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” fame (now just “Kate Plus Eight”). Yup, this is exactly what you want in your “conservative” Presidential timber–a selfish fool who quits barely halfway into her first term as governor to collect millions of dollars . . . and hang out with Kate Gosselin. Barack Obama is laughing (for you Palinmoronistas, that’s laughin’) up a storm.

I’m sure that Sarah Palin will come out and “refudiate” now that she’s even more of a laughing stock, and claim the story isn’t true. But I’ll bet that it is . . . or was going to be.



For those who don’t know, “In Touch Weekly” is one of those magazines that Sarah Palin was embarrassed to tell Katie Couric is on her “reading” list. If she actually read real news sources, she wouldn’t need you to donate gazillions of dollars to SarahPAC to finance foreign policy advisors to tell her what Ms. Vacant Thang missed for the last 46 years. And don’t believe for a second Palin wasn’t in on this little idea-floating about meeting with Kate. Just like you shouldn’t believe for a second she didn’t wholly know about and wasn’t completely in on the several-hundred-thousand dollar deal her daughter, Bristol Palin, got to tell US Magazine, last week, of her engagement to Levi Johnston.

The biggest deals Palin made in the past two years–other than her book deal–are interviews glamorizing her daughter’s teen single motherhood on the cover of People and 8-Page spread therein and doing the same with her daughter on the cover of Life & Style. Now, the US Mag engagement announcement and the Kate Plus 8 thing, if it’s true. And it probably was going to be . . . until the latest, deserved, snickering over it.

Yup, a regular Ronald Reagan, that woman. Uh-huh. You keep telling (er, in Palin-speak, tellin’) yourself that. Hopefully, it will comfort you, when Barack Obama takes his second oath of office in January 2013.

You Betcha.

The Limits of Woman Wisdom

I don't think I'm smart enough to understand this Amity Shlaes woman but I think the gist of the message is:

Yay for Palin being a woman and all that and Yay for common sense and Boo to men who destroyed everything but ooops Sarah just ain't smart enough but Yay for common sense -  I think it was this line that gave it away but hey.....

To develop such rules-based systems will require the input of intelligent females as well as intelligent males. If Sarah Palin’s dumbing-down does win her the White House, she may find it harder to make the subtle calls presidents have to make.

Grizzly Limits

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Dragon Slayer

I like the title but as for the rest of it, this woman is simply off her tree - and just when you started thinking that maybe the truth is getting out there....

Sarah-Palin-dragon-slayer-political-correctness-riotously-non-PC-supporters.html

Bits I thought were interesting:
'I love Sarah Palin, I just LOVE her. She's bright, she's clever and she thinks like we do, she acts like we do and she lives like we do. She listens to the people, and she has a proven track record. She talks the talk and walks the walk and she'd make a wonderful president.'


'What's more, she's got good old common horse sense, as we call it round here,' chips in his white-haired neighbour. 'She tells it like it is. And she can shoot and skin a moose! Not many world leaders can do that.'

Indeed they can't. They can also only dream of the hysterical hero worship, extraordinary influence and fevered debate that - whether she's out shooting moose and catching wild salmon in her native Alaska, or updating her Twitter account with seemingly inane comments - 46-year-old Mrs Palin generates on a daily basis.
then this:

Goodness, I say. Very quietly and to myself.


Because while here in Sharon Mrs Palin is worshipped, outside America she is widely viewed as a figure of fun - the batty Alaskan ex-Governor who supposedly didn't know Africa was a continent, thought she could see Russia from her front lawn and whose tawdry domestic life is a cross between Desperate Housewives and Alaskan comedy Northern Exposure.
Named after the Boston Tea Party revolt of 1773, the Tea Party movement was established on April 19 last year - the day Americans have to file their tax returns (Tea stands for 'Taxed Enough Already').


It started out as a weird mish-mash of, among others, swine-flu sceptics, 9/11 'truthers' (or conspiracy theorists), evangelicals and 'birthers' (those convinced that Obama is a Muslim double agent born in Kenya), and was largely ridiculed by the media, the Democratic Party and even Right-wing Republicans.

She appears to know little about government, even less about international affairs and, like most Alaskans, refers to everywhere other than the 49th state as 'outside'.


But to millions of disenfranchised Republican Americans, she's a national heroine.

They don't care that it's not yet two years since her disastrous Vice Presidential campaign (she's widely blamed as one reason John McCain and the Republicans lost the 2008 election to Barack Obama).

Or that, when it was all over, instead of going back to Alaska and keeping her head down, she resigned her Governorship in a bizarre speech touching on God, dead fish, her special-needs baby and her desire to pursue a 'higher calling'. She has since become a media star and money-making machine.

In less than a year, she's made more than £10 million from her memoirs, Going Rogue, charges £70,000 per speech and has reportedly developed diva tendencies to go with it - insisting on first-class travel or private jet 'of at least the size of a Lear 60' and, inexplicably, insists on bendy straws for her bottled water.

None of which troubles the Tea Baggers at my next stop - a protest rally in the town of Forsyth, Illinois (Obama's home state).

'She's wonderful,' says Robert, 34. 'We'd far rather have someone who doesn't know much about Washington and the rest of the world and, like us, is just very normal.'

They certainly look pretty normal here. Genteel, almost. Organiser June Innis, 74 has a neat grey bob, very white teeth, cream slacks and a warm smile as she tells me that it's all about 'leaning on one another and standing up for God and for our country'.

Hazel Fennel is 78 and wearing a dress made out of the Stars and Stripes. She tells me that it's 'all about being right with the Lord', then adds: 'I hate Obama. He's ruining our country and he's wrong on immigration . . . we need to put them all back outside and let them try to get back in properly, build a big fence and put people on the border.


'He's a communist, a Marxist and he's trying to turn America into a Muslim country. He's a Muslim extremist, theatening our Christian values.'

And, wherever I go, that's the thing about Tea Baggers. They all start off sounding normal - extremely sympathetic even, worried about their life savings, rising taxes and the growth of what they see as the nanny state. But give them a few minutes and some of them go over to the dark side.

'Yes, she's made some goofs and errors,' says Jody Fronk, 46. 'But so what. We all make mistakes. That's what makes her one of us. And who cares if there's been a bit of scandal.'


A bit! It's hard to know where to start. There was the teenage pregnancy of her unmarried daughter Bristol and the latter's then boyfriend Levi; the burglary arrest of Palin's sister-in-law; the custody battle over Palin's grandson, Tripp.

And, most damaging, Levi's interview with Vanity Fair magazine in which he claimed Palin was a rubbish mother who never cooked, slobbed about in her pyjamas all afternoon, referred to her Down's syndrome baby as 'retarded' and, horror of horrors, doesn't actually know how to skin a moose.

Oh yes, and on top of all that was last week's shock announcement, in a gossip magazine, that after all the mud-slinging, Levi and Bristol are now to get married.
......
Sarah Palin is certainly an extraordinary woman with a zealous following. Granted, no one I met, when pressed, could pinpoint what she would do to get America out of its current mess.


But they were adamant she would succeed, on the basis that: 'If she can skin a moose and run a family and govern Alaska, she can do anything.'


Oh what the hell read the whole thing - it's amazing that Jane Fryer actually gets paid for this drivel and laziness - not to mention her intellectual dishonesty

Interesting Facebook Factoid

Obama had less than 2.5 million followers around the time he was duelling it out with Hillary.

Sarah has almost 2 million already - and she hasn't even started running.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Random thoughts

I don't think the lame stream media actually cares about the Journolist expose' - I think they wouldn't care even if there was video footage of them dancing naked covered in blood around an effigy of Obama whilst they sacrificed their firstborn on his altar.

I don't quite understand the reasoning behind Sarah's legal defence fund - yes I know there's costs incurred because of those mullets in Alaska - but that's a finite number.  If she's stocking it up so that she can take on people at their own game then awesome.

For those mosque supporters, the real question to ask them is if they would have sanctioned building one say the day after 9/11?  If not then there's no valid reason now either.

I think there's going to be a big surprise in store for pretty much everybody when Sarah announces her run for 2012  - and after she wins the nomination, her VP pick is going to blow the roof off.  The leftists won't know how to attack

Actually, more on the mosque.  I note there's idiots out there who seem to think that 'hey what's the problem with a mosque because it's not exactly hallowed ground - there's at least two strip joints even closer."  It's what leftists do - beat down a rational case by using fuckwit logic.  You're not going to beat them by using rational arguments.  You should use a pole.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Facebook doesn't have automated deletion systems
















It doesn't. They say so themselves.

Kinda makes a lie of this:
"In a statement given to CNN, Facebook said a "note" by Palin about her opposition to building a mosque near New York City's Ground Zero had been deleted by an automated system.

"The note in question did not violate our content standards but was removed by an automated system," Facebook spokesman Andrew Noyes said in the statement. "We're always working to improve our processes and we apologize for any inconvenience this caused."


http://www.facebook.com/help/?page=1052

Thursday, July 22, 2010

McCain as President

He would have screwed things up for a generation and would have taken Sarah down with him. I hope he loses his election and I think Sarah secretly wishes it too. He's one liability that just needs to go. Asshat.

Of course nothing against Sarah for endorsing him - she's not stupid

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

So the liberals support a mosque on ground zero

and call Palin a dumbo and a racist and tell her to mind her own business for oppositioning it.

Meh. Whaddya expect when you elect a muslim as your President? Kumbaya my Lord?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Liberals don't like Americans

So liberals apparently used to be the voice of the working-class man and they used to own the feminist brand.

Then America got flooded by millions of Mexicans and Muslims and the liberals found a new puppy and your common hard-working non-elitist American became some pain in the ass racist teabagging miscreant.

Then Sarah Palin came along. She embraced America, rebranded feminism, doesn't want illegal Mexicans, faces down the Muslims, and mocks liberals.

She takes a lot of flak as a result but she does serve a very important purpose. She gets people to realise they're frogs in a pot and they're realising they need to jump out of the pot to stay alive.

She has achieved much in 12 months. There's twice that much time before 2012. I think her influence is going to be exponential.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Andrea Batista Schlesinger - Asshat

In response to Sarah's tweet:

"Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand, Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing,"

this wombat loses the plot (haha)

“@SarahPalinUSA mind your business."

followed up with:

"@SarahPalinUSA whose hearts? Racist hearts?"

then after deleting them says:

"Deleted post bc I regretted curt response. "

Truth is, this ProgLib thinks this is the way to Take America Back

Refudiate

The Art of War at play.....

A leader leads by example not by force. Check

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. Check

A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective. Check

If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. Check

These friggen leftist loons are like mere puppets for Supersonic Sarah

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Forget about Texas

The Real reason Sarah is a Target

Between 2004 and 2008, the Dems managed to outstrip the GOP when it came to voter registration and indeed getting the vote out. If Sarah can get the voter registration numbers up (I bet they're already up) and then get the vote out, the Dems know their goose is cooked.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Are all leftist feminists as thick as bricks?

Are Palin’s ‘Mama Grizzlies’ Feminist?

A few choice comments...these thickos just can't stop themselves can they?

Palin has George W. Bush’s disdain for intellectual elites, and she lives the rhetoric. She’s undisciplined intellectually, but she’s got street smarts, and they count.


So in code I think that translates as: "Sarah Palin is stoopid but she's quite gangsta"

When I ran the Palin-as-Buchanan theory past another Republican, a woman this time, she said that was an insult to Buchanan, who is deeply serious and has thought about these issues.


So this means: "Sarah Palin is stoopid and I found a Republican chick who agrees"

A big part of Palin’s appeal is how well she works with today’s culture, which is shallow and quick. Twitter is 140 characters—which gets me back to the serious do-gooders who worry about girls in Afghanistan. They don’t have the same ability to get to the heart of things, plus they’re dealing with issues most voters would rather avoid, and that includes Palin, who quit public office when it got harder than tweeting.


And this means: "You should be impressed how I wove that bunch of crap together just to toss in a clever Palin is a Quitter line and at the same time I managed to say she's not a serious human being and she's shallow"

Liberals - more proof that they were spawned by cockroaches

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Art of War

Sarah knows it's a war. Some quotes that apply:

A leader leads by example not by force.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.

Speed is the essence of war. Take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness; travel by unexpected routes and strike him where he has taken no precautions.

A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective.

The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect his country and do good service for his sovereign, is the jewel of the kingdom.

If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

So Michelle Obama walks into....

an NAACP convention and says:

"...increase your intensity"

So the NAACP says:

"You lot are racists"

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and....

Obama - a spine
the GOP - balls
the MSM - integrity
Joy Behar - intelligence
the NAACP - actual real life experience of not being racist

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

SarahTube

So why doesn't Sarah have a weekly state of the nation type address thingy via YouTube?

She's got the Facebook and Twitter thing all sorted - it would be cool if she could do the YouTube thing like 'tales around the campfire' where she draws you in and leans forward and says things like: "Now listen closely....let me tell you about a bogeyman called Obama...."

Monday, July 12, 2010

Backasswards

She says:

he's got most disconnected, backasswards plan ever imposed on the country we love


the numbnuts on the left say:

oh “Sharon Angle’s right,” Palin wrote, misspelling Angle’s first name,


Well President Slick can rest easy because the LSM has got his ASS

Sunday, July 11, 2010

What would a Palin campaign look like?

I'm betting she would go with the following :

- inspirational / uplifting message
- simple clear slogans about everything
- showcase why President Slick is an epic fail and do so with a whole lot of poking fun at him
- empathy, lots of it
- teleprompterless

The biggest losers will be the media. I predict avoidance of the rapid leftist media and much more integration with centrist media oulets. Also, an online presence like no other with web advertising a majot source of getting her message out. I also think there will be a major effort to grab a fair slice of the gay vote.

The leftists are going to wonder how this dumb hick chick from Wasilla managed to thump their Chicago Thug

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Lady Gaga

It would be so cool if she was a Pink Elephant

This is going to be SO big !!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


You and I

I think Sarah should go after the gay vote as well - that'd REALLY screw up President Slick's plans

PACINO's (Palin Advocating Conservatives In Name Only)

So there's a bit of pontificating over how Sarah did in the BOR interview over illegal aliens.

'Oh it was an EPIC FAIL'
'It was a draw'
'She needs to be more slick in her answers'
'If only BOR wasn't such a dick'
'Oh she did OK considering she only had 3 minutes'

I think there's a whole bunch of PACINO's running around.

Just keep these in mind:

* Scientists recently discovered that the real cause for the Aurora Borealis is Sarah Palin
* There are no hurricanes in Alaska because Sarah Palin prevents them.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

This can't be for real !!

http://draftsarah.wordpress.com/

Especially not with the pic they decided to use for Sarah - or for the articles they selected to back them up

A Chairman Palin would help set the right tone for the Republican party without having to get herself entangled in the minutiae of policy-development, which has not been her forte. Sure, she’d be polarizing, but so is Barack Obama, and these are polarized times. And it’s one thing to have a polarizing party chairman, another to have a polarizing candidate


So I count a few things wrong with the above that are leftist or just plain dumbass rightist. Then it's 'counter-balanced' with this:

The position of RNC Chair demands a disposition and an education that Sarah Palin does not possess and does not wish to learn. This is fine


Really? This dumbass knows Sarah that well?

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

'The media will destroy Sarah Palin...of course'

Where has this dumbass being living for the past year almost two years? They've been trying to destroy her ever since she showed up and threatened to destroy President Slick.

She is Sarah Palin. She will destroy them. They know it.

NASA

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Random thoughts

If President Slick's wife fell pregnant and her child was diagnosed with Downs Syndrome, would she keep it? How would leftists and the media respond for either decision. I bet if she kept it, it would explode President Slick's head.

President Slick is going to outwit the GOP after he loses his majority in November. He already said he's going to test their willingness to reduce the deficit and expose them for the two-faced nimrods that they are when they fail the test. He doesn't really care about the outcome but he does care about the opportunity to unmask them and make himself look good.

I really hope Sarah is out catching fish and filming - and not being hoodwinked into the Replace Steele with Palin campaign. I shouldn't be worried though because she's smart

I wonder when Palin supporters will stop saying stupid things like: "Good interview" as if they heaved a sigh of relief afterwards that she didn't suck. Get over it. There's nothing sucky about Sarah unless you're a dumbass leftist.

I wouldn't trust Levi

The dumb bastard has still got a book coming out hasn't he? I'd keep him on the other side of the fence along with that McGinnis pervert.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Funny Palin Facts

From what appears to be a site on idle at the moment - palinfacts.com

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t get in people’s faces about things - she asks Todd Palin to do it instead. This is because if the day ever comes that Sarah Palin gets in your face, your face will rip off.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin only said she bought a tanning bed - in reality, it was a reverse tanning bed, powering all tanning beds everywhere around the world with the smoldering sun-kissed light from within Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point north

•Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Remember the leftists a year ago

they were almost orgasmic about having slayed the dragon. Now, just like President Slick, they're finding out that they've got no balls. Sarah Palin has kicked them into touch.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Obama better than Reagan?

If you can stick your head far enough up your ass then of course that would make sense.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Conservative Journalist Exposed

Conservative Journalist

It's pretty obvious that the GOP and everybody up for election on the right starts talking the same language soon after it appears there.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

The bigger they are the harder they fall

Tiger crashed down to earth, Al Gore's world is really warming up and even Sadam got knotted.

I'm waiting for President Slick to crash. He's so crooked you just know it's going to bite him on the ass at some point. Probably when he no longer serves a purpose. Preferably sooner rather than later.