Monday, July 5, 2010

Funny Palin Facts

From what appears to be a site on idle at the moment -

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t get in people’s faces about things - she asks Todd Palin to do it instead. This is because if the day ever comes that Sarah Palin gets in your face, your face will rip off.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin only said she bought a tanning bed - in reality, it was a reverse tanning bed, powering all tanning beds everywhere around the world with the smoldering sun-kissed light from within Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point north

•Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

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