President Slick at the G20

Slick: You lot must spend spend spend oh and spread the wealth
Merkel: Nein you nincompoop dumkopf!
Slick: Let me clear. You must spend.
Cameron: That's an awful awful plan. We must reduce deficits my good sir


Slick: We've reached agreement to halve deficits by 2013.

President Slick will try and claim this one for himself. If the rest of the planet stops spending and things get better he'll say...'See ! Told you we needed to reduce deficits !'

If the spending freeze fails he can say: 'See! Told you we needed to keep spending!'