Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Days I will never forget
1 May 1994 - The day Ayrton Senna crashed and died at San Marino
31 August 1997 - The day Diana died
11 September 2001 - The day thousands died at the hands of evil bastards
3 September 2008 - Sarah's RNC speech
3 July 2009 - The day she resigned
I know stuff happened between 2001 and 2008 but I think I was living in a fog. I think lots of people were living in a fog. Sarah lifted that for me. I think that's what really scares the crap out of leftists and it's why they need to destroy her.
31 August 1997 - The day Diana died
11 September 2001 - The day thousands died at the hands of evil bastards
3 September 2008 - Sarah's RNC speech
3 July 2009 - The day she resigned
I know stuff happened between 2001 and 2008 but I think I was living in a fog. I think lots of people were living in a fog. Sarah lifted that for me. I think that's what really scares the crap out of leftists and it's why they need to destroy her.
Kagan is a shoe-in
I'm not too sure just how many victories the GOP wants to hand to President Slick. I think Palin is correct when she said recently that the GOP needs to show that they're worthy - currently they're not. It's going to take many Novembers before the squishy middle is removed.
Monday, June 28, 2010
President Slick - Techno Genius
So the smartest president EVAH !! couldn't correct the apparent typo on his teleprompter so he ended up saying:
'Twitters'
To me he's just a Twit that gives me the Jitters.
'Twitters'
To me he's just a Twit that gives me the Jitters.
President Slick at the G20
Slick: You lot must spend spend spend oh and spread the wealth
Merkel: Nein you nincompoop dumkopf!
Slick: Let me clear. You must spend.
Cameron: That's an awful awful plan. We must reduce deficits my good sir
Slick: We've reached agreement to halve deficits by 2013.
President Slick will try and claim this one for himself. If the rest of the planet stops spending and things get better he'll say...'See ! Told you we needed to reduce deficits !'
If the spending freeze fails he can say: 'See! Told you we needed to keep spending!'
Merkel: Nein you nincompoop dumkopf!
Slick: Let me clear. You must spend.
Cameron: That's an awful awful plan. We must reduce deficits my good sir
Slick: We've reached agreement to halve deficits by 2013.
President Slick will try and claim this one for himself. If the rest of the planet stops spending and things get better he'll say...'See ! Told you we needed to reduce deficits !'
If the spending freeze fails he can say: 'See! Told you we needed to keep spending!'
Sunday, June 27, 2010
4 more years
I can't imagine why anybody in their right mind would want to see President Slick hanging around until 2016.
What I haven't seen yet though is a consistent and simple meme that drives fear into the hearts of people and drives people to register and vote and stuff. Who is working on that stuff?
Sarah is doing what she can but I still think that the GOP doesn't actually want to run things for many years and they certainly don't want to have Sarah as President.
All I can say is that Australia has switched leaders, the UK has....President Slick has got to go
What I haven't seen yet though is a consistent and simple meme that drives fear into the hearts of people and drives people to register and vote and stuff. Who is working on that stuff?
Sarah is doing what she can but I still think that the GOP doesn't actually want to run things for many years and they certainly don't want to have Sarah as President.
All I can say is that Australia has switched leaders, the UK has....President Slick has got to go
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Random blah
So there's this massive oil spill, the US general in Afghanistan gets sacked, and President Slick gets more and more implicated by his buddy Blago, and yet somehow Palin is an ethical dilemma for not doing anything wrong at all
David Weigel is a Conservative....and likes words like 'neologism'. I like words like 'Wanker'
President Slick thinks the Russians will play nicely. They're gonna screw him twice before he realises something hurts.
Michelle Oilbama has a thing against fatties. President Slick has lied to her for many many years whenever she asked: "Does this make me look fat?"
David Weigel is a Conservative....and likes words like 'neologism'. I like words like 'Wanker'
President Slick thinks the Russians will play nicely. They're gonna screw him twice before he realises something hurts.
Michelle Oilbama has a thing against fatties. President Slick has lied to her for many many years whenever she asked: "Does this make me look fat?"
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
It's a fact
Palin can generate as much news from a tweet as that guy who apologised to BP. The real difference is that next week/month/year we won't need to be reminded what Palin said - unless you're a thicko leftist/liberal who still seems to believe that the one on the left said what the one on the right said.
I'm also waiting for President Slick to say:
let me be McCrystal clear
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Rahm-a-Done
So Rahm is quitting. Half-way through his stint as the White House Community Organiser. That would make him a quitter....right?
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
President Obummer - The Snake Oil President
Talking to common folk about the spill: I can't just suck it up with a straw (monosyllabic)
Presidential Address: "just after the rig sank, I assembled a team of our nation's best scientists and engineers to tackle this challenge " a team led by Dr. Steven Chu, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist and our nation's Secretary of Energy. Scientists at our national labs and experts from academia and other oil companies have also provided ideas and advice.
redacted from speech: one of those options was for me to suck it up with a straw
Totally talking crap: Thank you, God Bless You, and may God Bless the United States of America
Peggy Noonan thinks he's 'a snakebit president - Americans want leaders on whom the sun shines'
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704289504575313181930072638.html?mod=WSJASIA_newsreel_opinion
Obummer thinks the sun shines out his ass
Presidential Address: "just after the rig sank, I assembled a team of our nation's best scientists and engineers to tackle this challenge " a team led by Dr. Steven Chu, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist and our nation's Secretary of Energy. Scientists at our national labs and experts from academia and other oil companies have also provided ideas and advice.
redacted from speech: one of those options was for me to suck it up with a straw
Totally talking crap: Thank you, God Bless You, and may God Bless the United States of America
Peggy Noonan thinks he's 'a snakebit president - Americans want leaders on whom the sun shines'
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704289504575313181930072638.html?mod=WSJASIA_newsreel_opinion
Obummer thinks the sun shines out his ass
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Bozo's Speech was a Grade 10 speech
apparently. And as such it flew over the heads of the numbnuts on the left and they didn't understand it either. Obviously Bozo planned it that way so that when they come back to him later and say something like:
"You said we'd fix it because we've been to the moon"
Bozo can say whatever he wants because they obviously didn't understand what he said. He's a clever little crook really.
Palin says things straight - and people understand that. That's what really drives the leftists nuts about Palin. Her apparent lack of spin, word crafting and whatever grates in their retile brains like fingernails down a chalkboard. And that royally screws them up.
"You said we'd fix it because we've been to the moon"
Bozo can say whatever he wants because they obviously didn't understand what he said. He's a clever little crook really.
Palin says things straight - and people understand that. That's what really drives the leftists nuts about Palin. Her apparent lack of spin, word crafting and whatever grates in their retile brains like fingernails down a chalkboard. And that royally screws them up.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Random thoughts
If you've seen the movie 'Event Horizon' then why the hell would you name an oil well 'Deepwater Horizon'? That's just begging some karmic force to screw you.
Palin was pretty pissed with Bill and Bozo on O'Reilly - you can imagine her as President being pissed off. I'd be afraid. But that's a good thing. At least I'd know she cared.
Does President Bozo actually digest the stuff he blabs about from his teleprompter? I think he's on auto-pilot because he's burnt out. Take a holiday dumbass. Preferably like forever.
I have decided that leftist supporters are thickos - especially when it comes to voting. Greene is Exhibit B. Bozo is Exhibit A.
President Bozo elected a Spill Czar so he will know who's ass to kick when it turns to custard. He's a smart man.
Palin was pretty pissed with Bill and Bozo on O'Reilly - you can imagine her as President being pissed off. I'd be afraid. But that's a good thing. At least I'd know she cared.
Does President Bozo actually digest the stuff he blabs about from his teleprompter? I think he's on auto-pilot because he's burnt out. Take a holiday dumbass. Preferably like forever.
I have decided that leftist supporters are thickos - especially when it comes to voting. Greene is Exhibit B. Bozo is Exhibit A.
President Bozo elected a Spill Czar so he will know who's ass to kick when it turns to custard. He's a smart man.
Sarah should go quiet now.....
quiet like a mouse. No Facebook, no Tweets, no Fox....nothing.
The media hates operating in a vacuum so they will suck up a bunch of oxygen on the spill and open Bozama up to even closer scrutiny - especially once that sucker REALLY starts pumping oil into the Gulf. Then watch how Bozo starts flapping around like a fish out of water.
Then she should swoop in for the kill and take his ass out once and for all
The media hates operating in a vacuum so they will suck up a bunch of oxygen on the spill and open Bozama up to even closer scrutiny - especially once that sucker REALLY starts pumping oil into the Gulf. Then watch how Bozo starts flapping around like a fish out of water.
Then she should swoop in for the kill and take his ass out once and for all
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Obama is so screwed
it's just tragic that it's taking a catastrophe to do it.
On the bright side, Jindal is listening to Sarah eventually but she's still got bigger nuts than all those men on the so-called right
On the bright side, Jindal is listening to Sarah eventually but she's still got bigger nuts than all those men on the so-called right
Monday, June 14, 2010
9/11 = oil spill
Could someone just slap dumbo around the ears and be done with him? What a disgrace. He's a friggen sociopath
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Obama's 'Get out of jail' card
In an interview with [insert lamestream media outfit], the president said: “I think it’s fair to say, if six months ago, before this [insert crisis here] had happened, I had gone up to Congress and I had said we need to crack down a lot harder on [insert whoever to blame here]and we need to spend more money on [insert whatever sounds good here] to respond in case of a [insert crisis here], there are folks up there, who will not be named, who would have said this is classic, big-government overregulation and wasteful spending.”
Typically, it's a big "IF" as if he's trying to suggest that he was going to do it because he knew it was a problem, but just like having a chat with the BP head honcho, it would just be a big waste of time because he'd be given the big run around. For someone who's supposed to be a genius, it's pretty amazing how easily he can be hoodwinked (by his own admnission). Boy America sure did dodge a bullet with that Palin idiot hey !
The original for reference
In an interview with POLITICO, the president said: “I think it’s fair to say, if six months ago, before this spill had happened, I had gone up to Congress and I had said we need to crack down a lot harder on oil companies and we need to spend more money on technology to respond in case of a catastrophic spill, there are folks up there, who will not be named, who would have said this is classic, big-government overregulation and wasteful spending.”
Typically, it's a big "IF" as if he's trying to suggest that he was going to do it because he knew it was a problem, but just like having a chat with the BP head honcho, it would just be a big waste of time because he'd be given the big run around. For someone who's supposed to be a genius, it's pretty amazing how easily he can be hoodwinked (by his own admnission). Boy America sure did dodge a bullet with that Palin idiot hey !
The original for reference
In an interview with POLITICO, the president said: “I think it’s fair to say, if six months ago, before this spill had happened, I had gone up to Congress and I had said we need to crack down a lot harder on oil companies and we need to spend more money on technology to respond in case of a catastrophic spill, there are folks up there, who will not be named, who would have said this is classic, big-government overregulation and wasteful spending.”
I thought Obama was in charge of the oil spill?
Didn't he and his henchmen insist that they had the most gifted people on the planet assisting BP with solutions and that they were telling BP what to do?
I think that was before their plans failed. Now they're back to insisting that BP come up with a better plan. I think if you were to look more closely, you will find that Obama and his mob were all avid magicians when they were young. The MSM keeps seeming to miss the switch.
I think that was before their plans failed. Now they're back to insisting that BP come up with a better plan. I think if you were to look more closely, you will find that Obama and his mob were all avid magicians when they were young. The MSM keeps seeming to miss the switch.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Leftist Racists
How dare a black guy like Greene win?
I still think the right needs to attack attack attack at every opportunity no matter how small. The left does it but the right seems to think it's not necessary. Ugh!
I still think the right needs to attack attack attack at every opportunity no matter how small. The left does it but the right seems to think it's not necessary. Ugh!
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Boo-Boo
The leftists focus on Palin's boobs yet avoid mention of the biggest boob of them all - the one they elected
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
"...what the heck, give me a call"
I think President Dumbcluck is more likely to try 'ET phone home' than call Sarah. It would really do his head in if she waltzed in and fixed it.
I think she should waltz in anyway and kick ass.
I think she should waltz in anyway and kick ass.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sarah wouldn't ask: "Who's ass should I kick?"
She would have kicked it already.
That's the difference between President Pansy Pants and President Palin.
That's the difference between President Pansy Pants and President Palin.
Monday, June 7, 2010
The Matrix - not THAT far-fetched
I spent the past 3 days on a break and the only 'news' I had access to was CNN in a hotel - no internet. I knew I was missing out on stuff but there was sinply no way to access any of it because it certainly wasn't been reported.
I think there needs to be a mass event to somehow drive people all over the world to wake themselves up from the fog we all seem to live in.
Sarah is trying her best to sound the call but MAN !! She needs a far bigger horn !!
I think there needs to be a mass event to somehow drive people all over the world to wake themselves up from the fog we all seem to live in.
Sarah is trying her best to sound the call but MAN !! She needs a far bigger horn !!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Oy Vey - Palin is Right Again
You have to hand it to the leftists once again when it comes to rapidly distributing a biased viewpoint. At the office today, I had to deal with someone who certainly thought that my views were incorrect on the israel vs flotilla incident because all the local media represented the leftist viewpoint. I indicated that I believed the video evidence - what my eyes were telling me.
I was then asked: "What videos?"
To his credit, I was asked for links to the videos.
I was then asked: "What videos?"
To his credit, I was asked for links to the videos.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Daniel Hannan Rocks
asked what he thought about the Gaza Dumbass Flotilla
"...what happens when you have one of these events is that everybody tries to fit the facts into what they already thought"
Priceless !
"...what happens when you have one of these events is that everybody tries to fit the facts into what they already thought"
Priceless !
Will Jindal Go Rogue?
and follow Sarah's advice:
"Gov.Jindal:to avoid ravished coast, build the berms.Ask forgiveness later;Feds are slow to act,local leadership&action can do more for coast"
If he does and it works then I think she should tweet Brewer:
"Gov.Brewer:to avoid illegal aliens, build the fence.Ask forgiveness later;Feds are slow to act,local leadership&action can do more for scrty"
or something like that
"Gov.Jindal:to avoid ravished coast, build the berms.Ask forgiveness later;Feds are slow to act,local leadership&action can do more for coast"
If he does and it works then I think she should tweet Brewer:
"Gov.Brewer:to avoid illegal aliens, build the fence.Ask forgiveness later;Feds are slow to act,local leadership&action can do more for scrty"
or something like that
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